For Sarah Palin: 10 ways to tell if you are in a “Pro-America area of this great nation”

It’s been a while since I’ve created a list, and you know people love lists. So today I’m listing the Top 10 ways to tell if you are in a “Pro-America area of this great nation” This is in honor of Governor Sarar Palin who recently said the following at a campaign rally

We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation

So here goes.

#10 All government documents within a 100 mile radius are printed in English.

#9 In your neck of the woods, “Allah” is when someone tells an untruth, i.e. “Joe done went and told Allah about being a plumber”

#8 Barack Obama isn’t campaigning there.

#7 Your community doesn’t need organizing.

#6 Voter suppression is preferred to voter fraud.

#5 The Republican Party in your area has but one regret: that Abraham Lincoln is part of their legacy.

#4 There is a building or street in the county named after George Wallace, Strom Thurmond, or Bull Conner.

#3 There is no building or street in the county named after Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

#2 Most of your neighbors think Barack Obama is a terrorist, Muslim, communist, socialist, radical extremist, close personal friend of Bill Ayers, not born in America, and never believed in Santa Claus (or the tooth fairy).

#1 Your governor or former governor pronounces the word “nuclear” as “new-kew-lar.”