OH…It’s Much Clearer Now…

 Here’s another gem that I got in my inbox over the weekend.


I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..  

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic” and “different.” 

* If you grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers,  It is a quintessential American story. 


* If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. 

* If you name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a mainstream patriotic American.  

* If you graduate from Harvard Law School, you are unstable. 

* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.     

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4years in the United States Senate representing a state of  13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience. 

* If your total resume is: local weather girl,  4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.   

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America‘s. 

* If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”,  with no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.


OK, I’m much clearer now…

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