Top 9 GOP responses to 8.6 Unemployment Rate (November 2011)
10. Unemployment is still 9 if you round up.
9. You mean the economy is improving? That’s not good.
8. I thought we told our supporters to stop hiring.
7. Wouldn’t you guys rather talk about Herman Cain?
6. Hey, that means less people to take the payroll tax holiday away from.
5. Nah, just kidding, we’re gonna extend the payroll tax holiday, we’re not that stupid.
5. I know President Obama was still unpacking his stuff in March 2009, the last time unemployment was this low, but trust me it was still his fault.
4. Why is Hillary Clinton in Burma?
3. Is it Burma or Myanmar?
2. Yeah but the debt….
1. President Obama obviously doesn’t understand the economy….because I said so.